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MFA Degree Holder - Excremental Linguistics - Funny T-shirt
Money Back Policy
Money Back Policy
You no likey? Send it back! We want you to be that die hard groupie that can't stop talking about us. We'll make it right. SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.
Free Shipping
Free Shipping
Spend $99 and shipping is on us anywhere in the United States and maybe a few other places. See what the Shopping Cart does for ya. All shipping fees are calculated for every location worldwide.
100% Original
100% Original
We have one super creative loco mofo birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day. Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!
Delivery + Returns
Delivery + Returns
SHIPPING
- It usually takes 24-48 hrs for fulfillment. We tried whipping them like third world laborers but it doesn't work. That's about as fast as they'll get it.
- Ground shipping is usually 4 to 7 business days within the US. I mean, if we could send screaming banshees to make them run faster we would but we can't ... yet ...
RETURNS AND EXCHANGES
- Eligibility for returns are within 30 days
- Item must be in the same condition you received it, UNMOLESTED, UNSTAINED, with tags and in its original package.
- You'll also need your receipt for proof of purchase.
- We don't pay for return shipping
- To start a return, you can contact us at sales@slappywares.com
- SEE OUR FULL REFUND/RETURN POLICY HERE.
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The Story behind this Product:
Style Unisex
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Hello from Steveo!
Hi there. If you're wondering whether or not we're a real company with real people vs part of the faceless bot armies creating tone deaf joke shirts like everyone else then look no further for the truth - WE'RE AS REAL AS STUNNING TEEN ODOR AND THE MYSTERY CHOW YOUR KIDS LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT
What makes us different? We have one super creative loco mofo (me) birthing hilarious new designs almost every frickin day.
Other t-shirt sites look like Dad Jokes and British Humor had a mutant baby. Not us. Our mutant babies are DIFFERENT!
"Well, i don't get these but they're very nice."
- Mother In Law
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PEOPLE FIRST
We have the highest factory and workplace standards for fair manufacturing.
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LOW WASTE
We recycle nearly everything that can’t be turned into a t-shirt.
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ENERGY SAVING
Solar powered energy is used to power our manufacturing facilities.
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WATER REDUCTION
We use eco-friendly dyes and machines that require 7x less water.